This coffee didn’t just wake me up — it resurrected me. I poured a cup, took one sip, and immediately felt my soul crawl back into my body like, “Oh… we’re doing life again?”
The hazelnut flavor is rich, smooth, and just sweet enough to feel sinful without crossing into “basic fall candle” territory. It’s the kind of coffee that stares you dead in the eyes and says, “Drink me or spiral. Your choice.”
Perfect for mornings when you hate everyone, love no one, and still have responsibilities. No bitterness (unlike my personality), no weird aftertaste, just dark, comforting chaos in a mug.
If coffee were a coven, this would be the high priestess. I will absolutely be summoning another bag. ☠️☕